Hearken, ye wanderers of the nether-web! I am Esquife, the mage, a loyal and steadfast friend to the illustrious Don Quixote de la Mancha. Yet, my countenance remains shrouded in the mists of humility, and my spirit soars unfettered...

From the depths of arcane mysteries, I emerge. Lo, I shall henceforth inscribe upon this digital parchment whatsoever my Will decreeth. Blessed be those who lend their eyes to my words, for ye partake in the divine providence.